What does all that matter? It doesn’t, I just wanted to say it, and you had to read it, so there.

Looks like it’s not just Whites vs Blacks. This crazy brawl broke out between Blacks & Latinos after tensions rose for a bit:

A fight between rival groups of black and Latino students at Locke High School quickly escalated into a campus-wide melee Friday, with as many as 600 students brawling until police restored calm with billy clubs.

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“The kids were crazy, running from place to place, jumping on other kids,” said Reggie Smith, the school’s band director, who said he ran to pull his students from the melee. “Some of my kids were crying because they were walking to class with friends and they got jumped.”

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The first thing that surprised me, is that they actually released this footage. The second, is that I didn’t know this nigga jumped into the crowd after him. Me? I’d have just sent security.

Step 1: Act like an ignorant fool in public to unsuspecting people to show off for your friends.

Once your done laughing your ass off, do yourself a favor and go check your MySpace pictures so you don’t end up on volume 2.

OK, remember how we said that maybe cops up North don’t need Assault Rifles and shit like the ones in Florida do? Well, thanks to the bank robber who decided to lay into a cop with an Assault Rifle, I can probably see the streets of Philly and NYC flooded with them soon enough.

If you can’t see it, this nigga is high as fuuuuuuuck

OK, the title should’ve been Police Rodney King’d these guys, but since good ole Rod didn’t deserve his beatdown, we’ll leave that be.

In any case, the cops responded to a shooting and saw these guys running from the scene. What do they do? Chase em, catch em, and beat their asses of course!

I don’t know if he’s serious or not, so don’t ask, just laugh.

On a side note, we haven’t reported on Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey because we’re haters at heart and pretty damn pissed off that that cornball got her.

 …you should know that Florida cops are now being allowed to carry their own assault rifles. Let’s hope this shit doesn’t make it to NYC, I think Amadu and Sean Bell proved our fucking cops don’t have self-control.

I know our job is here is to make fun of, humiliate and generally be an ass to celebrities (and stupid people), but I must admit, I find myself dumbing out a bit on this one…

Lord help me.